Flypaper thoughts Saturday night edition

• I have been working at shirt sewing this week hard enough to really appreciate tee shirts
• Looking forward to cutting out a few of those soon for my pregnant daughter-in-law
• Front, back, sleeves and what's to fit?
• Am making no baby name suggestions
• We are re-entering unchartered territory again
• If anyone had told me a few years ago
• Otis, Walter, George and, according to my mother's friend, Kaiser
• We are all date stamped by our names
• I was in the sandpile recently and heard a mother yell "Barbara"
• What a dumb of fashioned name to call a little kid I thought
• Until I remembered it was my own name
• At least the revival names have predictable spelling
• Kaylee, Khayleigh, Calee, 
• I even know a Jane who is Jayn and another one who is Jahne
• No one is going to do that to Walter
• I honestly think I am going to have to spring for bamboo knit for pyjamas
• Some days when I get to the end of it, I am pretty sure I need them
• How is it three kids cannot, between the three of them
• Remember where the TV remotes and unit that controls the heat pump went
• Except they remember they saw them and they were together in the same place
• It's just the where was that place part that draws the blank
• And they think I think they weren't involved
• When I just found a jar of water, three granola bars, a roll of pink curly ribbon, and a stick of stain remover from the laundry
• In the case that my dad's 70 year old typewriter was stored in
• I can follow the bread crumbs guys
• At least the ones the dog hasn't eaten
• Who else is waiting for the study that says people who eat cake with mocha icing live longer?
• Or that watching your bobbins wind is the same thing as meditating?
• And just how is anyone with this much fabric supposed to empty her mind?
• I don't need to explain this one because I already know you totally get it
• I will get back at them
• Who wants to see Babsie do a triple back flip with a twirl before she lands?
• We do, we do
• OK well first close your eyes
• Ta da
• You missed it
• And how will you ever know?
• Come to think of it
• Why do I need a TV remote?
• We have to mute the news when a certain world leader is on
• Daisy runs away down the hall
• What's with the internet?
• Bloglovin' put in my inbox a link to a post to totally rev up your life?
• Who wouldn't click on that?
• Particularly when they have so many tee shirts to make?
• Drink water, move, be mindful, sleep
• Number five was undoubtedly eat fruit and vegetables
• This is news?
• This is beautifully photographed and everything is white and filtered
• This is not news
• But the mocha cake study?
• For that one I would buy a new remote