My halftime flypaper thoughts

• OK I am not watching football but am aware it's on
• Daisy is fast asleep too
• Sewing on the road working well
• Iron outside, cut on a cardboard mat on the bed, and machines on the table
• Works if you keep your elbows tight
• Times are changing
• Nylon stockings are out whatever the temperature and leg veins
• Eyebrows are in, coloured eye shadow is out
• As far as I am concerned tailor tacks never go out of style
• Saw an ad for a food preservation system that means you can eat food you made 35 years ago
• Think about that
• Who was a better cook 35 years ago?
• Let's add water and rehydrate tuna casserole made with a can of mushroom soup mix with crumbled potato chips on top
• You can tell a lot about a man by the look on his wife's face
• Been to enough office Christmas parties to have figured that out
• Riding my bike on the beach in the mornings
• Watch the pelicans glide like masters of the universe
• Pre-historic faces and all that grace
• Consider that peacocks don't fly
• Hope girls in high school are holding that thought
• Not much is nicer than a row of perfect buttonholes
• Any body figured out why it takes a dog 20 minutes to find the exact right place to pee
• I wish I could play the clarinet
• Ended piano when the teacher said come back when you have rhythm 
• Good news Mom I said
• I don't ever have to go back
• But really
• The clarinet is the musical equivalent of a shawl collar wool velour coat
• You know what I mean?
• Any one want to split a Key Lime pie with me?
• Not many of those in Nova Scotia
• Pies or splitters
• My turn for dishes
• Catch you later