It should be pointed out at this stage I am not a lazi-girl (84 more papers to mark but who's counting) but I really want to be.
In the meantime I am sewing aspirational tops during break times.
The latest was this one from Burdastyle, one of those digital patterns you tape all those pages together. Here is the picture of how it looks on someone who is not me and actually never was me:
They made their's in a sort of fake fur but I decided against that in case the folks around here thought it was a Halloween costume.
Besides I had some of that purple loopy knit like I used in the first Lazi-boy top and a purple scarf with wiener dogs on it which I don't get a call to wear as often as you might think.
Here are the pictures.
They show this is a really big top, even on me and suitable for wearing with leggings or any time you might want to disguise your actual true body shape, as I often do, or if you are unexpectedly carrying triplets. One of these is a better shot of the top, the other one is included because for once I don't have a dopey look on my face or am inspecting fleas on the ceiling:
This is an excellent top for schlepping around, marking papers, or cutting out Lazi-boy top #3.
Now some technical notes.
Probably because they actually thought someone would make this top, and not as a Halloween costume, in fake fur the neckline is finished with bias tape turned under and stitched.
Even before I started following these instructions (or as my friend Sue likes to call them the destructions) I knew this woven binding, even in a bias, on a knit is a bad idea.
I figured it would distort the knit and bow out the V neckline and for once I was right.
I still tried it out though.
You never know. Sometimes in the rare instances in which I actually follow the instructions (like when I can find them and haven't thrown them out with the back neck facings) I learn something new, which since I am in education is probably an experience I should support.
Back to the neckline.
Once I had established in the bathroom mirror that this did stick out and look horrible I just cut the binding right away from that neckline. A lot faster than unpicking a knit. Borrow this idea if you want.
I then installed my super easy cross over V for idiots that always works out and requires no thought.
Here is how you do it:
1. Cut a long piece of knit twice as wide as you want it finished ( you will be folding the band in half lengthwise) and much longer than the measurement around the neckline ( you can cut off the extra later- apply the band with a good few inches extra hanging around at the bottom of the V)
2. Starting at the point of the V stitch up one side of the V, without stretching the band, stretch slightly around the back of the neck so it will cup a bit, and back down in the direction the point of the V on the other side - Stopping a few inches before the point of the V on the second side.
3. Lay the whole unit out on a table right sides out and tuck the end of the side of the band that was stitched from the point of the V into the gap left unstitched on the other side. Arrange it around so it looks alright from the right side. Pin it in position.
4. Go back to the wrong side and finish stitching that bit of seam on the second side you left unsewn through all layers of band that are there.
5. Cut off any extra band length.
Now I want you to know that I tried to take pictures of this but it came out as one dark purple blog and despite the fact I am fully aware that instructions without pictures are useless - I can and should do instructions later.
It is a great method.
Perfectly fool proof and about 1000% easier than all other methods I see described anywhere else I look on the www.
If I get enough requests I will do a proper tutorial like a decent blogger.
But right now I have too much brain numbness after the many assignments I have already marked today.
You know when all you can think of to write at the bottom of a paper is "You mean this is it? You're kidding right? " it is time to call it a day.
For educational purposes.