Flypaper thoughts rv edition

• Only the waistband to go on the Vado boyfriend jeans
• Apart from the fact I lied to the program about my hip measurement
• They are awesome
• More later
• Sent the husband on the scooter across town to Walmart to buy interfacing
• Best I could do
• They tried to sell him Stitch Witchery
• He knew to call
• When I was 16 I worked for the Hudson Bay's Northern Stores in the warehouse in the summer
• We sent the Inuit paper thin pyjamas on the boats before the ice closed up the routes
• In return they sent us soapstone carvings
• My boss was an old guy who had been in U boats in the war
• When things got tense he would crouch down and run
• Too much time in the subs someone told me
• I have thought of him sewing in the RV
• My ironing board is set up on a shelf under some overhead cupboards
• You would think if someone stood up under a cupboard 47 times she would learn
• Apparently not
• There are a few old men in Nova Scotia who were in the U boats in the war
• They looked through the periscopes and thought "looks pretty nice"
• Came back later
• A half done roll of paper towels makes a good sleeve roll
• I read a resume this week
• Wouldn't it be cool if people wrote true things?
• How about "Worrying: 1962-present"
• Did you have a good Valentine's day?
• I did
• Sat across the table in a restaurant from the man who once met a 45 year old woman with three teenagers, a cranky dog and a semi-renovated house and proposed because "I figured if I didn't someone else would snap you up."
• All these years I have let him think that is true
• However Valentine's day meant I missed Downton Abbey
• Never even crossed my mind
• Besides they broadcast last week before this week every Sunday
• I could so live with a lady's maid
• Every time Lady Mary steps out of her clothes and leaves them on the floor
• I think I could do that
• Live like a teenager
• And how about having someone do your hair every morning and all you have to do is move aside the breakfast tray and stagger to the dressing table?
• I could do that too
• And anytime you were bored you just have to ask Anna What's up?
• Modern life you lie there and discuss whether or not the dog really does need to go out for a pee this early
• Just not the same
• Tomorrow waistband and button loops
• Brace yourselves