- Speaking of which.
- Have you ever noticed there is always one fly?
- In your shower with you, up and down in the kitchen.
- Until you get the Autochoice catalogue, then it disappears.
- It went to the bedroom.
- It's official.
- They should have stopped Mad Men at season four.
- The clothes have gone downhill since they stopped with the Jackie O suits.
- The accelerator cable gave way on my husband on the way home from the golf course.
- All he had in the car was dental floss.
- You got it.
- He says you really have to double it up and pull on it out the window all the way home.
- Said it worked great.
- How do you think I would look in a Jackie O suit?
- Not like Betty Draper.
- Finishing socks for my youngest's 4th of July birthday.
- No son is interested in hearing where he was conceived.
- Even if it was in the US and isn't that cool.
- Take it from me.
- Apron sewing again tomorrow.
- What's with all the bias binding?
- Did my tax late today because I thought I was owed.
- And I have been busy.
- Added up to me owing them $7,300.
- In my condition.
- Not fair.
- Turns out they owe me $370.
- Should have stuck with the math.
- Never have used that Latin.
- Hic est Britania.
- It's never come up.
- Only numbers I do are 5/8, 45 and 60.
- You got it.
- I can also do 115 and 150 but still have 5/8" seam allowances.
- Never adapted to celsius 30 years ago.
- 70 and take a sweater just in case.
- Only semi-multi cultural.
- I am considering fake fur sleeves on a black wool jacket.
- Was going to do a vest.
- Might look like Fred Flinstone.
- Not Betty Draper.
- Off to do a shopping list.
- I feel like a 15 1/2 year old boy.
- That desperate for wheels.
- Have something to add to the list.
- Dental floss.
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Philosophum non facit barba.*
ReplyDeleteI hope I remembered that correctly. I loved Latin. I became an accountant. I can almost do Celsius, I'm very good with km, but I can't deal with cm.
(*A beard does not make a philosopher - isn't that hilarious? The things we remember!)
"Only numbers I do are 5/8, 45 and 60."
ReplyDeleteBut of course!
As a dental hygienist married to a dentist, I am full aware of all the positive attributes of dental floss.....you just never know when it will come in handy! LOL
"Non est hic." I think more Alley Oop than Fred Flintstone. And, agreed, no child is interested in hearing about where it was conceived.
ReplyDeleteNever studied Latin, to my great regret. The only Latin I "know" was something my father used to recite. It began, "Hicora dicora dogium, ascendit mus horologium ..." I can't remember the rest.
ReplyDeleteOh, well, that and the whole Catholic mass.