A person has to do a little time wasting to break the momentum, and in case you are behind in the time wasting department I will share mine with you.
Quite some time ago one of my fabulous step-daughers sort of squinted at me and said "you know they have great make-up videos on YouTube."
What you mean the mid 1990's where not the all time pinnacle of glamourizing technique?
Now you tell me.
So that remembered comment, and the fact the man I married actually said these words to me got me going:
"You know you look like Keith Richards".
I didn't make this up.
He actually said that. He now claims that he was referring only to the large, made-by-me headband I wear to keep my hair up when I am in the bath.
The headband reminded him.
What would you do to your man if he thought you reminded him of this:
I mean if that isn't a comparison to send a woman off to either dialling 1-800-get-adivorcefast or onto YouTube for make-up advice I don't know what is.
So here ladies is what I got.
All you have to do is a search for "make-up for old eyes."
A fabulous video with a great guy who actually puts on his "mature eye make-up" on one of his very own eyes as he speaks. (Just ignore the part where he defines "mature" as anyone over 30, I did and I am sure Keith did too, and BTW old Keith could do with a good look at this video himself).